doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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