also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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