Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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