Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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