It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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