another moral hangover. fuck.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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