Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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