Banned from zoo.
Again?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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