My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Michael Bay diarrhea
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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