i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
