carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We have started to decorate penises.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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