Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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