I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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