she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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