Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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