Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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