So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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