is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
please don't ironically join a cult
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