no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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