we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
