Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.