Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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