Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.

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(765): View more from Indiana

well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.

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(210): View more from Texas

If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....

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(607): View more from New York

Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?

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(229): View more from Georgia

Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter

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