So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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