Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
