Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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