Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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