Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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