everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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