I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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