Who did Billy Mays play for?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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