If i come over, it means nothing
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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