You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she looked like the before picture.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I have post one night stand depression
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