STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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