Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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