I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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