Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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