terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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