yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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