There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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