ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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