love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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