dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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