Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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