I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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