I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
