Already got asked if we're dating
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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