As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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