Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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