After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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