No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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