I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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