You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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