I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize