This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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