I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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